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中国光大银行携手昆艺《百姓百戏堂》--原创爆笑相声剧《创椰》
演出单位: 上海新语相声社
演出城市: 昆山
演出地点: 昆山文化艺术中心多功能厅
演出时间: 2017-03-12 14:00



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演出介绍

剧团简介:

中国独树一帜的相声工程大队,可能是全国学历最高的相声天团。这是上海交通大学相声协会13年孵化出来的原创精英团队,拥有超过百场的现场演出经历,并于2015年初成立公司进行专业的市场化运营。

新语的作品坚持原创、高品位、接地气的风格在全国独树一帜。2016年,“新语”原创的相声微电影以其快节奏语言,烧脑包袱,深度视角的风格大放异彩!邀请到姚明、交大校长张杰(《交大,不止于读书》);“九球天后”潘晓婷、 “ACM总冠军教头”俞勇(《图书馆,不止于读书》);“马约拉纳费米子教授”贾金锋(《颠覆还是垫付?》)等社会名人参与拍摄。


节目亮点:

“相声+剧”的形式,既传承经典又创新表演,结合当下 “创业”与“网红”两大热点话题,可能是中国智商最高的相声社团为您揭开创业的浮华外表,让您在烧脑中爆笑,在感动中回味!

 

节目简介:

一位充满创意的大学生遇到了一位老谋深算的投资公司老板;老板要求他走网红路线,却不料被他室友捷足先登;要放弃梦想?还是利用朋友?天马行空的创意是否只要创业就能实现?


节目名称:

1.创业与投资

2.红与黑

3.粉丝管饭

4.黄雀在后

5.椰子工厂

6.卖身契

 
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